cupidcore:

(via goldrvse)

what kind of relationship are we really having if I’m the one who has to talk to you for us to talk at all outside of work? 🤧

thoodleoo:

some good date ideas:

• attempt to retrieve your date from the underworld by convincing the god of the underworld to give you a chance with your beautiful songs
  
• wait 20 years for your date to return from the trojan war while fending off dozens of suitors
• throw discus together, only to accidentally hit your date in the head and kill him
• turn into a tree with your date when you die because the gods favor you and granted your wish to never be apart
• try to meet up with your date secretly and then kill yourself when you think that your date has been eaten by a wild lioness
• carve a beautiful statue and then pray to the gods to make it live so that you can date it

(via bctrogues)

tejuina:

taking note of how quickly men calm down after you bend to their will is life-changing because you realize they were never really out of control, they were never really as angry and affected as they appeared. they just knew how to act out aggresssively enough to make you believe it was your fault that they lost their senses.

in 2019 we start recognizing men’s manipulation tactics and start living for ourselves!

(via bpd-trichster)

sufferingforsanity:

1. An orgasm
2. Attention
3. $50,000

maxcaulficlds:

ah yes peaches……… the lesbian apple

(via sadghostgrl)

rohie:

everyone has that one person that they’ll never get over and it’s because you’re not SUPPOSED to “get over it” you have to learn from it accept it and grow from it

umrzec:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsdqHoQhpwy/

(via rohie)